padalackles:

totheclotpole:

gallifrey-feels:

turtleneckvantas:

calibornsbottombitch:

lunardrops:

calibornsbottombitch:

im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people

THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET

not if you include the dead

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Why limit yourself to this planet?

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Why limit yourself to people?

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I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY HOLY SHIT

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Poison Dart Frog by ~$CharlesWb


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       (◕‿◕✿)                                i am                                  (◕‿◕✿)

    (◕‿◕✿)                          going to fucking                           (◕‿◕✿)

       (◕‿◕✿)                           murder you                            (◕‿◕✿)

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(Source: hittxmattt, via sixfeetundermycock)


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This is brilliant.
strifeandslash: i think about this picture a lot 
nicoception: mainstreamduckling:
cotonbiologique: decodethishit: lickypickystickyme: A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.” snap snap snap YES


no-rest-in-hell:

ecstasysmom:

absentloversthings:

imvegasonfire:

absentloversthings:

apparently americans don’t have maltesers is that right omg r u guys ok???????

what are malteasers??

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is that a malteasers

no

(Source: davidisbeyonce, via metaphorical---cigarettes)


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theanimalblog: Red Eyes. Photo by ADV


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